Meme: Google Images, part 1

This made the LiveJournal rounds (where I *really* rant) a while back, and I've finally gotten around to it. The meme: type your name (first, last, middle, all, whatever) into Google and see what images it pulls up (on the Google results page, go to the "Images" tab).

First, Magdalene -- my original, and some lovely samples from around the Web: